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Thanks for your interest in the Wall Street Self-Defense Manual.  This site contains more information about the book, including excerpts, the table of contents, and a welcome note.  It also contains links to other investing books and resources that I hope you'll find helpful.

I will continue to post additional book excerpts here for the next several months, and I will leave the site up indefinitely.  As of today, however, I am going to post additional market and investing commentary on a new site, Investment Intelligencer (www.investmentintelligencer.com).  Like the book, the site is designed for intelligent investors, and it will draw on smart ideas from academia, Wall Street, and the financial media.  It will pick up on many of the themes I discuss in the book, and it will also include analysis of some important fundamental issues.

Thanks again for visiting the site.  I hope you enjoy the Wall Street Self-Defense Manual, and I hope to see you over on Investment Intelligencer.

Some Depressing Facts

The difference between investing intelligently and unintelligently can mean the difference between a comfortable retirement and an uncomfortable one.  Unfortunately, the way many people invest--hiring an average investment advisor and picking a few stocks and funds--is often not intelligent.  Instead, it is often risky, random, and expensive.

Most Americans wouldn't dream of buying a car by walking into a dealership, accepting every option and extra recommended by the salesman, and then happily paying the quoted price with no questions asked.  When it comes to investing, however, this is exactly what many people do. 

The best way to ensure that you invest intelligently is to know as much as you can about the source of investment returns, common investing mistakes, and the strategies that give you the best odds of success.  To start, here are some depressing facts:

  • The average mutual fund is so expensive (1.5% of assets per year) that it will likely cost you nearly half of your potential retirement nest egg over 50 years.
  • The cost of the average mutual fund combined with the cost of the average financial advisor will likely vaporize about two-thirds of your potential retirement nest egg over 50 years.
  • The odds that you will beat the market over the long term by trying to pick "superior" stocks or funds are between 1-in-4 and 1-in-40.  The chances that you will hurt your returns by picking stocks, therefore, are between 75% and 98%. 
  • If you are lucky (or skilled) enough to beat these long odds and the market, you will be rewarded with "excess" returns of 1%-2% per year.
  • If you are not lucky enough, you will be punished for your failure with a return that lags the market by 2%-3% per year.  (Assuming you stick with the lousy stocks and funds.  If you sell them and try to buy better ones, as most people do, your return will likely be much worse.)
  • The average hedge fund is so expensive that, for a taxable investor, the fund must post a 20% gross return to deliver the same net after-tax return as a low-cost index fund with a gross return of 10%.  (Most people ignore tax costs when raving about fantastic hedge-fund returns.  For a pension fund, this is smart, because pension funds don't pay taxes.  For a regular old taxable investor, it's delusional).
  • The average hedge-fund fund-of-funds is so expensive that, for a taxable investor, the fund must post a gross return of 24% to match the net after-tax return of an index fund with a gross return of 10%.
  • The apparently amazing returns of most star stockpickers are not the result of stock-picking skill but exposure to various risk factors (such as stock size, stock value, and stock momentum).  In most cases, these investors would have done better if they had just bought and held index funds with the same "factor" exposure.
  • Most mutual funds get paid millions of dollars a year to subtract value.  One reason the mutual fund business is such a great business is that most mutual fund customers don't know or care.
  • The only part of your investment return that you can directly control is costs.  (So don't be like the average boob, who ignores them).
  • The standard P/E ratio is nearly useless as a near-term market prediction tool. (According to a correctly calculated P/E ratio, the U.S. stock market has been "overvalued" since 1986.)  The same goes for interest rates, changes in interest rates, and the "Fed Model."
  • If you predict that the stock market will go up, your odds of being right are about 2-in-3.  If you predict the stock market will go down, your odds are about 1-in-3.  These odds don't change much from year to year. 
  • The idea that a part-time amateur with an Internet connection and an e*Trade account should expect to out-trade a full-time hedge-fund manager with a $20 million annual research budget, a Rolodex full of industry and management contacts, and years of professional experience is, sadly, preposterous.  It is, however, common.
  • The source of most investor returns is the market, not the investor's decisions.  Most investors reduce the returns they would have generated if they had just diversified their assets and let the markets do the work.
  • The most intelligent investment strategy for most investors is to buy low-cost, passively managed index or "lifecycle" funds, such as those offered by Vanguard.

Welcome

Thanks for your interest in the Wall Street Self-Defense Manual.  The goal of the book (and site) is to help individuals invest more intelligently. 

When I was a stock analyst, people often asked me what they should do with their money.  Within the Internet sector, I often had some ideas.  When the question was broader, however, I usually didn't.  As a sector analyst, I didn't know what strategy made sense for any particular individual.  Also, like many analysts, I knew more about how to invest intelligently in a single industry than how to invest intelligently overall. 

I am no longer a stock analyst, and, thanks to a regulatory disaster (see below), I can no longer give personalized advice.  But people still often ask me what they should do with their money.  And after a few more years of experience and research, here's what I tell them:

Diversify your assets, reduce your costs, and get out of the way.

After a decade on Wall Street and five years off, I have (reluctantly) been persuaded that the smartest strategy for most individuals is NOT to pick stocks, time the market, study companies, pick funds, make forecasts, or do other things that smart investors are normally assumed to do.  Rather, it is simply to diversify among multiple asset classes and let the markets do the work. 

If you are like most people, you have probably heard this before but don't really believe it.  How could investing in low-cost index funds--an easy way to accomplish the above--really be more intelligent than, say, picking a top-performing sector fund or studying Benjamin Graham?  How could stuffing your portfolio full of dogs (half the stocks in an index usually perform worse than average) generate above-average returns?  How could unmanaged index funds possibly do better than professional advisors or hedge fund managers who do nothing but pick winners all day?  (Answer?  Simple arithmetic.)

If this "secret" to intelligent investing is really true, moreover, why don't most people understand it?  Why don't more of the investment "gurus" you know (and read about, and listen to, and watch) invest this way?  Why are "indexing" and "passive management" still viewed as eccentric strategies, the province of academics and cranks?  Why is your investment advisor still telling you he can pick superior stocks and funds?

In part because the "secret" is a relatively recent discovery (30 years or so) and in part because most people are not motivated to understand it.  Most advisors are paid through fees and commissions, and "reducing costs and letting markets do the work" is not the best way to generate them.  The investment media, meanwhile, can only write so many stories about the wisdom of low-cost indexing before they run out of things to say.  And stockpicking, market timing, etc. are fun, while indexing is dull.  So no one in their right mind would choose the latter strategy if they thought, as uninformed commentators often suggest, that it "guaranteed mediocrity." 

But it doesn't guarantee "mediocrity."  It guarantees an above-average return.  And there is an easy way to lock in this return while still having as much fun as your stock-picking, fund-picking, guru-following, investment-media-consuming friends.  The first step is to understand what most investors don't:

  • What drives returns (free-market capitalism and risk, not "stockpicking");
  • Why it is as important to be as savvy about buying investment products and services as you are about buying cars, houses, and other staples.
  • What misconceptions cause most investors to throw money away (examples: "Market forecasting is an intelligent activity."; "Mutual funds are cheap and safe."; "A good advisor will get me out before a crash."); and
  • Why most investors badly lag the markets (fees, costs, and mistakes). 

Once you understand these things, you will have a framework for making smarter investment decisions.  If desired, you will also be able to pursue a strategy that allows you to have your cake and eat it, too.

I've posted excerpts from the book on this site (see links at top right corner), and I'll post more over the next few months.  I've also posted links to some online resources and further reading.  Given my background, as well as the incendiary nature of some of the subject matter, some readers may want to share their thoughts on the blog section of this site.  Please do.  I can't provide personalized advice, but I'll try to respond to intelligent commentary, and the dialogue will make the next version of the book stronger.

A final note: As I describe in more detail in the book, after leaving Wall Street, I was party to an industry-wide regulatory complaint about the interaction between the research and investment banking functions at brokerage firms (for more information, please read the introduction or visit www.sec.gov). One side effect of this nightmare has been that I have never been able to publicly discuss my last few years as an analyst.  I haven't done so in the book, either, but I want to be clear that my silence is not an attempt to ignore or disavow the seriousness of what happened.  Everyone who listened to me in my Wall Street years deserves a full discussion of these issues, and someday, I hope, I will be able to provide it (preferably this century, preferably pre-humously). 

Thanks again for your interest.  I hope you like the book.   

Real Investment Gurus

  • TERRANCE ODEAN
    Expert in behavioral finance: the dumb mistakes we make and why.
  • EUGENE FAMA
    Showed that most investment performance has nothing to do with traditional "stockpicking."
  • KENNETH FRENCH
    Dartmouth professor, Fama co-author, and advisor to Dimensional Fund Advisors, which offers intelligently designed (and top-performing) passive funds.
  • ROBERT J. SHILLER
    King of mean-reversion: Sooner or later, markets (stocks or housing) revert to long-term averages. Developed a defensible and predictive valuation tool: the cyclically adjusted PE.
  • JEREMY SIEGEL
    Fame may have gone to head (refers to HIMSELF as "Wizard of Wharton"), but author of excellent books and editorials. Advises WisdomTree, which offers intelligently designed, passive ETFs.
  • JEREMY GRANTHAM
    Manages $100-billion-plus at GMO. Always wise, often funny, occasionally wrong, never in doubt.
  • ANDREW SMITHERS
    Smart, independent strategist. His research costs arm and leg, but occasionally writes for masses (see "Newsroom"). Current view? We're screwed.
  • PAUL KASRIEL
    Northern Trust economist. Writes antidotes to typical "good times will keep rolling" pablum. Colleague Asha Bangalore smart, too.
  • MICHAEL MAUBOUSSIN
    Smart, cross-disciplinary thinker who doesn't waste time predicting future, making trading calls, or being mostly bullish. Identifies what smart investors do that others don't.
  • JOHN BOGLE
    Founder of Vanguard and true hero for small investors. Appalled by the billions the investment industry pays itself each year for subtracting value. Has arguably done more for small investors than anyone in history.
  • WARREN E. BUFFETT
    Of course, but note why: Few predictions, no market timing, no trading, no strategy drift, and favorite holding period of "forever." Also note how utterly different this is than frantic trading and predicting that usually passes for "smart investing."
  • JONATHAN CLEMENTS
    Columnist for WSJ ($). Continues to write about (boring) intelligent investing instead of sexier stock-picking, market-timing, etc., despite voluminous reader ridicule and hate mail.
  • BILL GROSS
    PIMCO bond king. Commanding knowledge of long-term economic and market fundamentals.